Two more of America's finest consumers have perished in a gunfight at a Toys 'R' Us in Southern California. They died valiantly, as each struggled to secure the season's hottest new toy, "Gag Me Elmo". The two men simultaneously shot each other to death. They will likely receive a Presidential honor as exemplary role models of pure American fanaticism, petty materialism, and testosterone driven decision making.
Some people are struggling to understand how this could happen. From the AP article: "I think the obvious question everyone has is who takes loaded weapons into a Toys "R" Us?" he said. "I doubt it was the casual holiday shopper." Au contraire. I can't help but ask, why didn't any of the other toy shoppers have their guns with them? What happened to all of those assault weapons everyone bought after Obama got elected?
Read the Associated Press story here.
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